Thursday, October 7, 2010

My dream license plate
Pre-K drop off update:

Matt (as he is being ripped from my leg): I'll miss you!
Me: I'll miss you too, now go
Matt: Just one minute, ok?
Me: Ok, two minutes
Matt: NO ONE MINUTE, ONE!!!!!!! MUMMY WAIT! WAVE! WAVE YOUR HAND LIKE THIS (waves hand)
Me: One minute, I know, one, I'm waving... now b'bye
Matt: I love your face!
Me: I love your face too
Matt: Do you love your face?
Me: I could use a little Botox to be completely honest
Matt: DO YOU LOVE YOUR FACE!!
Me: Ok, Ok, I love my face...

Clearly he is concerned for my self esteem as he watches all of these anorexic moms come and go. My children are highly intuitive.

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