Monday, February 28, 2011

Mommy guess what daddy bought me when you were away??

Matthew and his new mallet, retractable (the kind that can really take your eye out) measuring tape and screw driver!!

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Wifi at Ben Gurion Airport!!

Home in 24. Hug the kids and sit down to write... Oh who'm I kidding, I'll hug the kids after I post.

Friday, February 18, 2011

No wifi in the Negev??

I'd live like a Bedouin if I could just have some wifi. Pictures to come from my trip to Israel as soon as I find a connection that doesn't cut out on me mid upload.

Stay tuned....

Monday, February 14, 2011

Hey honey, what do you want for Valentine's Day dinner?

Fondu? Oysters?.... Oh! Of course! What was I thinking? Knockwurst with sauerkraut and potatoes, duh! 
Mmmmmm, yum.... uh, looks, er, delicious.... kind of like dinner at The Bobbitts

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Friday, February 11, 2011

When you gotta go you gotta go

Today I used the washroom in Matthew's Pre-K class. I was able to hold a squat that low for what seemed like forever and the bottom line is that if my ass can fit on that teeny tiny toilet I'm doin' ok.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

I want a snow blower for my birthday

16 year old has a herniated disk, 11 year old has a broken foot, 47 year old has an increased risk of having a heart attack and 4 year old is, well, 4. That leaves me and the 14 year old to shovel us out.

I wish my diet went as well. Two snow storms and we've lost about 12 inches on each side. I'm ready for spring.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Colonel Matthew in the kitchen before lunch with the Oh Henry bar!

Hey Matt, you do realize that we can all see you, right?
Just my opinion but I think he needs to work on putting some distance between himself and the evidence. 

Saturday, February 5, 2011

It's those gifts for no reason at all that mean the most

I woke up to find a pretty pink plastic bag on my dining room table. What could that be? My birthday isn't for a few weeks! I'll just take a quick peek....

Oooooh! It's those biohazardous biopsies that I've always wanted!
... just sitting there on my dining room table

Thursday, February 3, 2011

UFO over Jerusalem

Personally I think they're just setting up an Isreali branch so that when Cleve gets there in April he has a full office booked. As long he doesn't start seeing burning bushes (the Moses kind, not the gynecologist kind) it'll be ok.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Stan Lee eat your heart out

Gary Bettman's The Jackass... I mean The Jackal
No NHL Guardian Project would be complete without the perfect villain.