Wednesday, October 26, 2011

For the love of photoshop

Even when the Habs suck I still get paid (and by paid I mean not paid)...

The H Does NOT Stand For Habs
Habs Talk Radio

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Kids today

I was just trying to picture Matthew, one day in the far future, yelling with disgust at 'kids today'...

When I was your age I didn't have tv implanted in my brain! That's right! I had to hold the iPad in my hand! And I had to walk from the car into school! None of that teleportation from the house right into class! You kids today have it easy!
Monty Python said it best

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I once was distraught because I had no shoes, until I met a man with a locker full of shoes

The contents of Zack's locker: 3 polos shirts, 2 pairs of pants, 1 gym uniform, 2 t-shirts, 1 pair of running shoes,
1 long undershirt, no books... and it's only October
If Bialik High School had a laundry service it would TOTALLY be worth the private school fees. Maybe they could even teach laundry as a fifth language. Now THAT would be cool.

Next fundraising campaign? Walk-in closet size lockers.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Friday, October 7, 2011

Maple plank salmon

Braided maple plank salmon
Because everyone is asking...

What you need:
Large piece of Salmon (skin off)
Maple Syrup
Garlic (optional)
Maple plank (you can find them in the fish section at most grocery stores)
Spray bottle with water

Cut the salmon (lengthwise) in three.
Marinate in maple syrup and a clove of minced garlic.
Soak the plank for at least two hours before cooking and follow instructions on the package.
Braid the salmon before placing it on the plank.

Drink the vodka AFTER you've turned off the BBQ.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Wrong holiday but ma nishtana*

Oh, look how cute he is asleep with his... um, cuddly little screwdrivers?
After all of the Rosh Hashanah eating, I blame the Tryptophan.

*ma nishtana