Sunday, October 31, 2010

Intonation is everything

Wikipedia says sick may refer to:
  • Having a disease
  • Experiencing illness
  • Vomit
When did the word 'sick' become an exclamation? 

We got tickets to the hockey game
SICK!

How was your trip?
SIIIIIIIIICK!

You are not leaving the kitchen until the dishes are cleared
sick

I said be down for breakfast by 7:45 or I'm taking away your phone 
siiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk

How is your back?
sick... I'm going to play football now (huh? if you're sick should you be playin.... oh, I see what you did there)

Zack, you just won fantasy football what are you going to do now?
I'm going to SICKKKKKKKKK WORLD!

My hair is on fire and there's a bat in my eye!!!
Ssssssickkkkkkkk!

Maybe they should be more specific...

How was your test?
kidney failure

I said look me in the eye when I'm talking to you
cataracccccccct

Habs are in first
CHILDHOOD OBESITY!!!

Oy.

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