Saturday, March 26, 2011

I love Purim

Today's instalment of "They STILL can't they get the laundry into the laundry basket even though I cut the damn lid off of the stupid thing... do they do it on purpose to drive me fucking insane????" (remember this?) has been preempted so that I can share with you the nicest and most thoughtful Purim basket in the history of Purim baskets.


Purim baskets are sent out to friends, neighbors, teachers and all other acquaintances on Purim day. They are meant to ensure that everyone has enough food for the Purim feast and to increase love and friendship in the community. I'm not sure about love in the community but I do know that I no longer care about the laundry on the bathroom floor.

Purim Gimlet:
1 oz. Kedem grape juice
1 1/2 oz Vodka 
2 Zaza chewy kosher grape candies from Israel*

Mix. Drink. Repeat.

*also works with Manamit coated kosher chocolate wafers although you have to drink fast before the wafer turns to mush

5 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

Purim Gimlet = genius! I want one.

wv - CATION the purim gimlet will get you drunk

GoldenGirl11 said...

I thought it was best to stay away from the prune gimlet if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious!!!

Danno said...

GG11, how many Purin Gimlets do I need to consume to take the edge off the Habs being BLANKED THREE GAMES IN A ROW!

Oyoyoye!

GoldenGirl11 said...

@Danno
I'm thinking a gimlet for every goal against. That puts you at 12. Meet you in the ICU.