Today's instalment of "They STILL can't they get the laundry into the laundry basket even though I cut the damn lid off of the stupid thing... do they do it on purpose to drive me fucking insane????" (remember this?) has been preempted so that I can share with you the nicest and most thoughtful Purim basket in the history of Purim baskets.
Purim baskets are sent out to friends, neighbors, teachers and all other acquaintances on Purim day. They are meant to ensure that everyone has enough food for the Purim feast and to increase love and friendship in the community. I'm not sure about love in the community but I do know that I no longer care about the laundry on the bathroom floor.
1 oz. Kedem grape juice
1 1/2 oz Vodka
2 Zaza chewy kosher grape candies from Israel*
Mix. Drink. Repeat.
*also works with Manamit coated kosher chocolate wafers although you have to drink fast before the wafer turns to mush