Friday, January 28, 2011

I nominate Mr. Clean for the Nobel Peace Prize

Desk by Ikea, Sharpie graffiti art by Matthew
The Magic Eraser is the greatest invention of all time. How can something take permanent marker off of painted walls without removing the paint... or the wall itself? I bet Mr. Clean could solve world peace if he really put his mind to it. He's already saved the life a four year old kid that lives at my house.

Truck! It says truck!
I hot sauced his mouth last week and there hasn't been any swearing since.
Cleve is next.


Julia said...

Josie- I love love love your blog. I email it to friends. You have a cult following in the US without even knowing it. My kid did exactly this (to exactly the same iMac...) a few years ago. It's kinda hard to get sharpie off the keyboard though. Hope you are well! I look forward to this every day.

GoldenGirl11 said...

Payback for breaking my waters with Benj, Julia! Glad you're reading and thanks. I'll post something asinine about Cleve soon for your reading pleasure.

Danno said...

Good one GG11!

Now, can you wipe Scott Gomez's contract with Mr.Clean's Magic Eraser to remove that dirty $8 million stain?

GoldenGirl11 said...

Danno, I feel a little ashamed to say this but I like Gomez. I think he brings something to the team. Maybe not $8 million worth but there's something about the guy that I like. How bout I wipe $6 million off so everyone's happy?

Danno said...

He has picked it up lately and it's true the big paycheck makes him an easy target. I won't care so long as he brings it on when it really counts. Same for Gionta and Cammy. If they all peak at the right time we'll be okay and all will be forgiven.