Sunday, November 7, 2010

Attention Deficit Update

Me: Mikey, remember when I bought the new laundry bin I explained how you need to actually open the bin to put the clothes inside?
Mikey: I didn't know there was a lid
Mikey has a math test tomorrow. I'm a little concerned. 

If a train leaves the station in Montreal going 200 mph and another train leaves the station in Toronto going 175 mph, how loud does your mother have to yell to get you to pick up your laundry?

It doesn't matter because I'll just crank up the volume on the football game to drown her out.

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