Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Is anorexia contagious and why am I immune?

I think I missed the memo to all the new young mothers in PreK that said children can only be enrolled as long as their mothers weigh less than they do. I just keep telling everyone that I have octuplets. I hope none of those girls are running the hot lunch program or we could be looking at 'cabbage with no dressing Monday' and 'black coffee Thursday' with weigh in and open mocking of heavy set children included in the price.

PreK update: womb re-entry aborted today although the clinging to my ankle and Sophie's Choice-like screams from the class were a bit unsettling. On the positive there are no rumors about the kids using drugs or alcohol. All good.

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