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Even when the Habs suck I still get paid (and by paid I mean not paid)...

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Kids today

I was just trying to picture Matthew, one day in the far future, yelling with disgust at 'kids today'...

When I was your age I didn't have tv implanted in my brain! That's right! I had to hold the iPad in my hand! And I had to walk from the car into school! None of that teleportation from the house right into class! You kids today have it easy!
Monty Python said it best

I once was distraught because I had no shoes, until I met a man with a locker full of shoes

The contents of Zack's locker: 3 polos shirts, 2 pairs of pants, 1 gym uniform, 2 t-shirts, 1 pair of running shoes,
1 long undershirt, no books... and it's only October

If Bialik High School had a laundry service it would TOTALLY be worth the private school fees. Maybe they could even teach laundry as a fifth language. Now THAT would be cool.

Next fundraising campaign? Walk-in closet size lockers.

It's hockey season! Call an ambulance!

FHF, November 2009... and not much has changed

I think the ghosts have packed it in for good and moved to Florida.

Maple plank salmon

Braided maple plank salmon

Because everyone is asking...

What you need:
Large piece of Salmon (skin off)
Maple Syrup
Garlic (optional)
Maple plank (you can find them in the fish section at most grocery stores)
Spray bottle with water
Vodka

Directions:
Cut the salmon (lengthwise) in three.
Marinate in maple syrup and a clove of minced garlic.
Soak the plank for at least two hours before cooking and follow instructions on the package.
Braid the salmon before placing it on the plank.

Drink the vodka AFTER you've turned off the BBQ.

Wrong holiday but ma nishtana*

Oh, look how cute he is asleep with his... um, cuddly little screwdrivers?

After all of the Rosh Hashanah eating, I blame the Tryptophan.

*ma nishtana