him: Where are your car keys?
me: In my drawer
him: Where's your drawer?
me: In the square thing in the middle of the kitchen that has those shiny handles all around. My drawer is still on the left just like it has been for the last 16 years.
I think I'd feel better if this happened at work too.
patient: I have an itch in my vagina
him: Where is your vagina?
7 comments:
Too much! It's a sit com! Thanks for sharing.
@GG
All true. Not always so funny in real life but thanks. Great to hear from you.
@GG
Can't wait to hear about Monday morning at the breakfast table. Hope you don't strangle anyone out of frustration.... again! Lololololol!!
Hey GG! It's me, Moey! Ted Bird has put the link to your blog on FB. Very funny!!
Moey! Cool. I swear I did this all as a joke/to threaten DrGG with airing my life. Everything he said all weekend went into the computer. Turns out it's really cheap therapy. I have no idea how this will all turn out but it's kinda fun.
GG,
It is therapy, believe me! I have a post in the works about my nightmarish summer with Mr. Moey. *shudder*
Hope everything's ok. You had a rough year. You need some cheer.
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